April fools? Who is the real fool here..

I have a few thoughts about this country...


It takes 10 minutes for the Iraqi to wash his face, but I have never seen one get in the shower

Could somebody please teach these people how to flush a toilet?

Give an Iraqi a fish, and you will feed him for a day. Teach an Iraqi to fish, and he will blame you for destroying his way of life with your infidel ways.

If women are supposed to be modest in typical Iraqi society, and are not supposed to attract attention of men, why is she wearing a Hijab with a slip up to her pelvis? And is that a micro-mini skirt underneath?

5 million cars in this country, and nobody ever taught them how to drive?

For such a religious muslim country, how come half the people we arrest are drunk?

In a country where time doesn’t mean a thing, who knew they observed Daylight Savings Time?

Putting bricks in the road is not considered a road block

Why would you hang your clothes from a clothes line to dry them, but burn trash upwind from the clothes?

If senators sent their sons and daughters off to war, would we still be here?